Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you never un-have a 4some
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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