It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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