i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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