I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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