ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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