is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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