okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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