I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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