so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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