o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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