You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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