Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
