Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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