So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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