Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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