Are we in a gay sports bar?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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