Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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