Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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