Your face is a jimmy john
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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