its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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