4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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