Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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