I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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