my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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