I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
my being single is dangerous.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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