Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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