I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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