You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
