I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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