Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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