So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
