Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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