Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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