You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I think i got beer on your cat.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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