Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
