i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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