Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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