Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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