She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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