I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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