I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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