question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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