either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Can I color on your dick again?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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