You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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