hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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