Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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