I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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