I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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