If i come over, it means nothing
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Randomize
