dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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